Jill: Would you like a drink?
Col. Patterson: Water, straight from the tap. None of that hippy bottled stuff. Say, did you get the tickets to the guns and knives show?
Tim: Guns and knives? I thought you wanted to see Guns 'N Roses.
Col. Patterson: What?
Tim: It's a joke. It's a joke.
Col. Patterson: Ah, you're a great kidder.