Quote from Tim in The Colonel
Tim: Give it a rest, guys, OK? Now, this is the Tim Taylor authorized puck chucker. Move out of the way, please. Put your mask down. Remember what I taught you. This thing shoots at incredible speed. [a puck falls out and lands a foot from the machine] Brad: Whoa. That thing is incredible. Good thing he's wearing padding. Tim: [goofy chuckle] I gotta get the instruction book out. Once I get the instructions, we'll see how many pucks this hockey-puck chucker can chuck. Randy: If the puck chucker could chuck pucks.