Al: And we're also proud to introduce to you this - Binford's anodized aluminum kick plate.
Tim: Kick plate? Hm. Maybe something you should install in the rear of your pants. Very often in the humid days, sometimes the door will wedge itself shut, so you end up holding groceries coming in, you start kicking it. "Honey! Honey!"
Al: Resulting in these unsightly kick marks.
Tim: Exactly. But those are a memory now because of the kick plate we've got. [kick plate twangs] Installed at the bottom of the door now, now you can kick till you're blue in the foot and it won't damage the door. Why don't you give it a shot, Al? OK. [Al gently kicks the door] Yeah, well. You can give it a kick. Let's show how much abuse it can have. Honey! Honey! Wilma! [kicks through the wood]