Tim: I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, and welcome to the high steel!
Pete: Hey, Timmy!
Tim: I'll be right up. We'll take the elevator up, which is right behind me. Follow me over there. Course, you all know my assistant, Al "Steel Crazy After All These Years" Borland.
Al: That's right, Tim. I love steel. It's durable, reliable and cheap, everything I look for in an alloy.
Tim: Everything you look for in a date.