Tim: You know what they say, honey. A weasel is a weasel... is a weasel!
Jill: That good, huh?
Tim: Well, I guess the bottom line is, I either promote the tool or he fires me.
Jill: What?
Tim: Well, I don't think he can hurt "The Tool Man" Tim Taylor.
Jill: Tim, he's the president of the company. He has the power to fire you.
Tim: Oh, yeah. Who's he gonna replace me with? Borland? Al's show now? Flannel Time? Who's gonna watch that?