Quote from Tim in This Joke's for You
Randy: Hey, Dad. I'm sorry that you never got a chance to be obnoxious with your father. Tim: Me too. You know, there was this one time when I was nine, I really got him steamed up, though. He finally let me play with his butane torch. Randy: Well, what happened? Tim: I got to ride in a fire truck... and we got a new garage.