Jill: So, did you get what I was trying to tell you about Randy?
Tim: I suppose. It really hurts that he thinks that I'm a joke. I try to be a real good father to these boys.
Jill: You're a great father.
Tim: And I'm a cool father.
Jill: Very cool.
Tim: I can burp with the best of 'em.
Jill: Yes, you can.
Tim: I can turn my eyelids inside out and do that.
Jill: Like nobody else.
Tim: I can flick ear wax 20 feet across a room.
Jill: That's why I married you.