Quote from Tim in This Joke's for You
Mark: Dad, can we use the intercom yet? Tim: Not yet. We ran the speaker wires to the amplifier, down to the transformer, which we goosed up to give it what? Mark: More power! Tim: Yeah. Mark: Dad, is the transformer the thing that you set on fire? Tim: You call that a fire? No, when I fixed the water heater, that was a fire.