Tim: Happy hour, Wilson?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. No, no, no, Tim. I find that two coats of bourbon give my paintings a nice gloss.
Tim: Two coats of bourbon will give anybody a nice gloss.
Wilson: You know, Tim, it was rumored that the Mona Lisa was covered with a splash of whiskey.
Tim: That would explain why she had that little plastered look.
Wilson: Actually, Tim, that look may have had more to do with her supposed relationship with Leonardo da Vinci.