Al: So... The old girlfriend.
Tim: What the hell's the matter with you?
Al: What?
Tim: I don't want Jill meeting her.
Al: Why not?
Tim: In college, Jill wouldn't get serious with me until I ended my relationship with Stacey. I didn't know how to tell her, so I didn't call her. But I told Jill that I did call her.
Al: That was a fib, Tim.
Tim: Al, that was a big fat lie.