Al: Tim, I believe our show today is about decks.
Tim: That's right. And I certainly know my way around a deck. Let's get into the construction technique, can we? Now, the footing here holds the post. The post is connected to the beam. The beam is connected to the joist. The joist is connected to the hipbone. The hipbone's connected to the thighbone. Al, take it. Come on, buddy.
Al: Not in this life, Tim.
Tim: And once you get your deck finished, it's solid enough even Nana could jump on this thing.
Al: Tim, you don't... No, you don't... [Tim catapults a can into the air when he stomps on an unfinished board]
Tim: Binford Sealant. You can pick it up at your local store.