Jill: Tim, you know, you might enjoy this. It's a great story. It's about the power of undying love.
Tim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy meets bird. Boy loses bird. Boy pan fries bird. [sizzle sounds]
Jill: Not exactly. It's about this princess and her friends. They're hanging out at the lake. And this evil sorcerer...
comes along and turns them all into swans. [Tim snores] Well, then the prince, Ziegfried, comes along to hunt the swans - weapons, bows and arrows [Tim "wakes up"] - and the princess says, "Please, I'm not a swan. I'm really just a person. Don't kill me."
Tim: So it's a swan with an identity crisis.