Tim: What gadget do you have for us today, Al?
Al: Well, Tim, I think I have an interesting item. A light bulb that is guaranteed to last 100 years.
Tim: Al, that's... that's not really that new. It's been around quite awhile.
Al: Well, perhaps. But this is guaranteed to last 100 years and I have a certificate... to prove it.
Tim: How do you know the company will be around a hundred years?
Al: Well... Uh... Someone will be held responsible.
Tim: How many of these did you buy?
Al: Well, Tim, I... [Tim knocks the bulb onto the floor] Just that one.
Tim: And they said it was good for a hundred years.