Al: Well, then I'd use my trusty crosscut saw.
Tim: That's a good choice, but not today. Today, we have something special for you. And for that, we have to bring out a very special guest. And I expect a big Tool Time round of applause for Robert "the Human Hatchet" Cho! If you were to cut that piece of pine, would you want to use a circular saw for that?
Robert Cho: Won't be necessary, Tim.
Tim: Uh, hacksaw?
Robert Cho: No, no.
Tim: Coping saw?
[Robert yells as he head-butts the wood and snaps it in two]
Tim: Here's a man who doesn't worry about losing his house keys. Ha! I'm in!