Tim: I got a question for you. How many belts do you own?
Al: Two.
Tim: That's right. Because men are practical. We only need two belts. One to hold our trousers up, and another heavy tool belt to drag 'em back down. Right, Al? Unlike my wife, who's got 47 belts. She says six are red, even though she calls 'em scarlet and vermin.
Al: I believe he means vermilion.
Tim: No, he means vermin. One is actually made out of rat hair.