Brad: Dad, everyone in the neighborhood's standing outside of our house, and they don't look too happy.
Tim: Oh, everyone in the whole neighborhood's out there? The whole neighborhood's stood out there? Is Mrs.
Swanson out there with those stupid drop earrings? Open the door, she's right here?
[When Tim opens the door, the neighbors are shouting over each other]
Tim: You know, maybe I should put a dimmer on that. Wouldn't that be a good idea?