Randy: Mom, we need our pants for football practice.
Jill: Oh, no. I meant to wash those this morning.
Tim: That's OK, I'll take care of it. I'm running things now. Guys, let's go wash those pants.
Jill: Uh, Tim, you know, this is really a complicated deal here. There's two loads, you know. There's the dark load, that needs cold water and this darker-blue bleach, and the white load needs hot water and the white bleach. And you can't forget to add the fabric softener.
Tim: What time is practice?
Brad: 15 minutes.
Tim: [hits the uniforms against the washing machine] That load's done.
Randy: Thanks, Dad.