Tim: Where are all the mugs?
Mark: In the sink with the dirty dishes.
Tim: Ah, shucks. I want a cup of coffee.
Mark: Why don't you just wash one?
Tim: Mark, a man never loads a dishwasher till the sink is completely filled. And besides, I just want some coffee, and all I need there is something with a handle. And I think the moo-cow creamer's gonna work. That's good. That's good.