Tim: If you remember the last show, we were promised a wood-sniffing demonstration by our own Al "Dare to be Dull" Borland. Blindfold in place, Al?
Al: Yes, it is, Tim.
Tim: OK. Step into position there. Ready?
Al: Yes.
Tim: Aim. Fire. [pistol fires] Just checking if you're breathing, Al. That's all I'm doing.