Tim: Wilson?
Wilson: Hi-di-ho, neighbor.
Tim: What? Are you over there eavesdropping, huh?
Wilson: Oh, heavens, no. Just giving myself a little haircut.
Tim: You know, Wilson. I was thinking about friends today.
Wilson: You mean old two-timer Dave?
Tim: I thought you said you weren't listening.
Wilson: No, no, no, no. Just a few juicy tidbits did waft over the fence.
Tim: He's put me in a real awkward position.
Wilson: Well, are you referring to the ham and cheese, the opera, or the tall blonde?
Tim: A few juicy tidbits, Wilson? Sounds like you ended up with the whole tid.