Quote from Al in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Tim: Thank you. Welcome to Tool Time. I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, and you all know Al, the great-great-grandson of Sal Borland. [loud applause] Al, you perchance have some friends in the audience today? Al: More than friends, Tim. I'd like to introduce a group that I inspired. Tim: People without personalities. Al: No, Tim. I'd like to introduce a group that's in our studio audience today, the Al Borland Fan Club. [The audience is full of bearded men in flannel shirts] Welcome, members of ABFC. [they salute Al] Tim: Al, do you call it a club 'cause you've gotta beat these guys over the head to get them to join? Audience: I don't think so, Tim.