Randy: Mom, we're starving. Tell us where you hid the cookies.
Brad: Mom, come on. We're not having dinner for an hour.
Randy: What are you eating, Mom?
Jill: [swallows] Nothing.
Randy: Hey, that was a Hoop-Dee-Ho.
Jill: Was not.
Randy: Let me smell your breath.
Jill: Hey! There will be no breath smelling. You're so desperate for a snack, go get some raisins.
Randy: Right. Then we can have some salad and a multivitamin.