Quote from Tim in Roomie for Improvement
Jill: I'm so glad Mark is finally better. I'm just exhausted. Tim: In the hotel room, the bed was like sleeping on a bag of rocks. Jill: And the room was so small, wasn't it? Tim: Small? So small the mice were hunchbacked. It was so small, I put my key in the door, it went through the window. So small, all you could order was condensed milk. I had a folding toothbrush. It was so small, there was no room for complaints.