Quote from Mark in Groin Pains
Mark: Why do you need an ice pack? Jill: Well, Daddy hurt himself. Mark: You mean he told you about his man pain? Jill: His man pain? What man pain would that be? Mark: It's pain I'm not supposed to tell you about. Jill: Oh, I already know about that. Mark: You know he hurt his favorite muscle? Jill: Sure. I just don't know how he did it, you know. How did he do that? Mark: Carrying the trunk. Jill: Oh, right. Carrying the trunk. Mark: Is Daddy going to be OK? Jill: Oh, yeah. Daddy's gonna be fine. Mommy's gonna take good care of Daddy.