Quote from Tim in Groin Pains
Tim: "Desire's Passion in the Wind." Jill: It's nothing. I just bought it in the grocery store line. Tim: And these? Jill: No... Tim: "Desire's Real Passion." "The Sweet Kiss of Desire." "Desire and the Leprechaun." Jill: Cut it out. Tim: You know, I didn't know you liked books like this. Jill: I know it sounds silly, but, you know, they're actually very well-written. Tim: Really? [clears throat] "Her heart stood still as Derek swept her into his arms. His sinewy biceps rippled as he carried her up the stairs to a night of eternal ecstasy." Oh, please. Jill: OK, so I enjoy cheap romance and drama. Tim: Fine. I'll bring some hand puppets to the bedroom.