Tim: What is the big deal? So I glanced at a woman.
Karen: You're a married man, Tim.
Tim: A happily married man, and don't you ever forget.
Karen: Let's face it, Jill. Tim is just your typical American male, no self-control.
Tim: Oh, please. I have plenty of self-control.
Jill: Ha! I say that you won't even make it through this meal tonight without checking out the babes.
Karen: He'll be lucky to make it past, "Taylor, table for two."
Tim: OK, OK. I'll prove it. I guarantee tonight I won't be "checking out the babes."
Jill: Mm-hmm.
Tim: We'll see who gets the last laugh tonight.
[As Tim walks away, a wooden chopping board is stuck to his hand]