Quote from Jill in A Battle of Wheels
Brad: Mom, I can't find the hose. Jill: What do you want it for, anyway? Randy: Oh, nothing. Just something to do. Jill: Why don't you read a book? Brad: You can't make mud with a book. Jill: Mud? Brad: We're playing commandos. We're putting the mud on our faces for camouflage. Jill: No mud. Brad & Randy: Oh, man. Jill: Wait a second, wait a second. You really want your faces dirty? Randy: Yeah. Jill: Okay, come here. [Jill smears clay on Randy's face]