Tim: The first thing you wanna do is degrease this bad boy using Binford's new Engine Clean. It's perfect for home, auto and airplane. All you gotta do is spray it on a hot engine, rinse it off with ordinary tap water. At this point your wife may look at you going, [shrill voice] "What are you doing, cleaning that dirty old engine, you dumb ox? The floor needs cleaning." At this point, usually I take the hood and go: dink.
Al: That's Tim Taylor, care of Tool Time, P.O. Box 32733...
Tim: Al, Al, Al. I think the women know that I'm just joshing. And besides, why would a woman look under the hood of a car? We don't look under the washing machine, do we?
Al: That's P.O. Box 32733, Detroit... MI.