Jill: So, what are you making now?
Tim: A fireplace.
Jill: A fireplace?
Tim: Yes, even birds need a place to put their bowling trophies on.
Jill: Ooh, you know what? I have some really cute little lace curtains from an old dollhouse in the attic I was saving it for the daughter we never had.
Tim: No, no. This is a man's birdhouse. The next thing we put in is a leather recliner, so that little bird can kick back, put his thin little legs on the ottoman, pick up the paper, read it, put it back on the floor, and poop on the paper.
Jill: Well, you're the expert.
Tim: All right. Mark, this has got to dry for about 30 minutes, and then we install the Jacuzzi. You know, I could live in this house.
Jill: You got the legs for it.