Quote from Jill in Unchained Malady
Jill: Honey, I was just making this list, and, you know, I don't think that all this bad luck is just because of that chain letter. Tim: You don't, do you? Jill: No, listen to this. In the last month, you have done the following. Backed a pickup truck into a house, almost electrocuted yourself three times, nailed your shoe into the floor, and glued your head to a table. Tim: What's your point? Jill: Well, the point is, it's not the chain letter that's bringing you bad luck. It's you. You're a klutz. Isn't that great? Tim: Honey, I'm thrilled.