Quote from Wilson in Unchained Malady
Tim: Well, I'm not superstitious either, but I know this guy that, in one day, got a black eye, flattened his finger, and dyed his hands an odd color. Wilson: Green? Tim: Yeah. It's me. I've been having this string of bad luck lately. I wonder if it's because I threw out this cheesy chain letter. Wilson: Well, personally, Tim, I place no credence in chain letters. Of course, I did have a friend once who didn't return a chain letter, and he disappeared mysteriously. He was a naval officer in Borneo. Tim: He was decapitated. Wilson: No! Tim: Oh, yeah... [grunts] Wilson: Well, I'll have to send the family a card.