Quote from Tim in Jill's Birthday
Jill: Oh, Tim, come on. We've been married 12 years and every year I put a lot of thought into your gift. I tune in to who you are, and I get you something you really want. Tim: I do that, too. Jill: Oh, yeah? This is how you tuned in to me last year. A pressurized window washer? It shattered a window. Tim: Every piece was clean, though - all of them. Jill: What about this thing? Tim: You never even used it. Jill: Well, I didn't know what it was. I was afraid it might eat me. Tim: Honey, honey. It's a de-nubber. It de... It de-nubs things, forget about this thing.