Tim: Well... now that we have the day established, let's move on into the gift category.
Jill: Oh, honey, you don't have to get me anything.
Tim: Let's say I was gonna get you something. What would you want me to get you?
Jill: Well, if I have to tell you what to get, I might as well go out and buy it myself.
Tim: Now you're talking. [pulls out wallet]
Jill: You put that money back in your pocket, or I'll break both your legs.