Jill: I'm serious. Where is the vacuum cleaner?
Tim: Oh, you mean the Daisy Soft Sweep Decor Model in burnt almond?
Jill: That's the one.
Tim: I think you're gonna like what we did. Mark, plug her in.
Jill: Well, that doesn't look too bad.
Tim: On the outside, it maintains that feminine allure. On the inside, I've doubled its chromosome count.
Jill: Did you rewire it?
Tim: I tweaked it.
Jill: Well, it sounds the same.
Tim: That's because it's in the "whisper" mode for light cleaning. If you want to get the deep-down dirt, we turn to the new "power suck" mode.
[As Tim turns the vacuum up, papers fly through the living room and Mark grabs onto the door frame as he floats into the air]