Quote from Jill in Look Who's Not Talking
Tim: Jill, I thought you were working on that library speech. Jill: Well, I came down to get something to eat. And I noticed the refrigerator light was out. Tim: So? Jill: So I happen to think it's very important to have a nice, bright refrigerator light. Tim: Jill, you're procrastinating again. Jill: I am not procrastinating. Ew. Look at this refrigerator. It's filthy. I have to clean this now. Tim: Jill, why did you agree to give this speech? Jill: Because I want to give this speech. Tim: Then why aren't you working on it? Jill: Because I had to replace the refrigerator light.