Tim: What's on your mind?
Kyle: Well, Tim, I enjoy gardening. I like to grow my own vegetables.
Tim: Well... Can't be all vegetables, man. Looks like you've socked a couple dozen donuts away or something.
Kyle: You know it, Tim. Love my donuts. Anyway, my wife uses my good gardening tools and she leaves them in the yard. Tim, every tool I own has suffered some degree of rust damage.
Tim: Oh. If your wife was here right now, what would you say to her?
Kyle: I don't know. I'd probably say... [points up] "Ginger, when you don't respect my tools, you don't respect me." "So, stop it." [shields his face]