Quote from Al in Off Sides
Tim: Once you've cut the opening, you're ready to lay the sink in there, right? Al? Al: Uh, that's right, Tim. Tim: You know, home improvement's not just about renovating the kitchen. [Tim talks to camera as Al struggles to carry the sink] There's a lot of other ways to improve your home. Always be aware of your partner's needs. Take time out to share some special time with your spouse. Right, Al? Al: I'm not married, Tim. Tim: Well, if you change those shirts and get a haircut, or something. Al: I got a haircut. Tim: Get a better one, Al. Al: OK. Tim: All right. We drop it on "three", yeah? Al: On three. Tim: One. Al: Two. [drops the sink] Tim: [groans] Al?