Jill: I gotta be there in an hour and you gotta stay here with these kids.
Tim: Fine. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Jill: 20 minutes? Who are you kidding? You'll be down there, drooling, fondling all the tools, your eyes bugging out. You don't even look at me like that.
Tim: I would if you were two speeds and reversible.