Jill: I've, um, finished all my revisions.
Dr. Hanover: I look forward to reading it.
Jill: Dr. Hanover, I've tried to incorporate all of your notes. But, frankly, I just couldn't make some of them work.
Dr. Hanover: Pity.
Jill: May I?
Dr. Hanover: Oh, please. Yes.
Jill: Look, I don't mean to be disrespectful. I could only write this in a way that makes sense to me. And I think you might have been overly critical of my work.
Dr. Hanover: Why? Because you called me a pompous jackass with a bad comb-over?
Jill: I am so, so sorry.
Dr. Hanover: Me, too. When my wife heard what you said, she came after me with an Epilady. [Jill gasps]