Jill: What is this? What are you doing?
Tim: I'm adding to my arsenal. Bigger, brighter, better.
Jill: This is insane. When is this idiocy gonna end?
Tim: When Wilson grows up.
Jill: Wilson is your best friend. If you keep this up, you're gonna lose him.
Tim: So I'll get another best friend. I'll call Al. Maybe he knows someone who'll be my best friend.