Quote from Tim in Love's Labor Lost (Part 1)
Al: So, Dolph, why don't you tell us something about ski maintenance? Dolph: Glad to, Al. I brought with me this Wintersteiger automated ski service station. Tim: [speaks German] Look at the size of this bad boy! [grunts] Al: Bad boy is right. This Micro 71 model does belt-sanding, base-edge tuning, deburring and cold waxing. Tim: It does everything but cook your schnitzel. Dolph: If I were you, I'd keep my schnitzel away from that thing. Tim: All right. Well, why don't we show them... The audience how this thing works. All right, Dolph? Al: Well, Tim, I thought we'd show them how to maintain vintage skis first. Tim: Nobody cares about those old Popsicle sticks. Dolph: Never talk that way about wooden skis. Tim: [imitates German accent] I won't. [normal voice] While these two guys are stuck in the nineteenth century, I'll show you how this thing works. One-man operation. Wax them? Set them in like this, turn this thing on like this. Dolph: Nein! Nein! Tim: Apparently, you put it on nine. [The ski shoots out of the other side of the machine, smashing the window at the back of the set.]