Judy: You have enough room?
Tim: Plenty. Yeah, thanks.
Judy: Well, normally, I'm only half this size, but I've gained 50 pounds. Do you have any idea what it feels like to be bloated and constipated at the same time?
Gayle: My last pregnancy I gained 60 pounds.
Judy: Oh, did you have trouble losing the weight?
Gayle: No, I left half of it in the delivery room.
Tim: [chuckles] Damn! Thirty-pound kid. That must have hurt.
Gayle: The baby was eight pounds. The rest was amniotic fluid, afterbirth and discharge.
[Tim clears his throat and checks his watch]
Judy: I'm sorry, we must be making you really uncomfortable.
Tim: You think?