Quote from Tim in Home Alone
Pizza Guy: Mrs. Taylor, can you tell us anything about your husband's book?
Jill: I'm sure that it's gonna be a brilliant study of the male psyche. Tim is truly a visionary. And he's great in bed.
Brad: I think it's great that my dad has written this important book. And by the way, ladies, I definitely have some of that greatness in my genes.
Mark: Dad wrote a book? I'll believe it when I see it.
Pizza Guy: Tim, Tim, you must be so excited tonight.
Tim: Hey, you're Kenny the pizza guy.
Pizza Guy: Not anymore. Now I'm Kenny the on-air personality.
Tim: So you won't be needing a tip then, huh?