Quote from Wilson in Ploys for Tots
Tim: It's impossible to talk to him. You know, I want to help him, but I'm running out of speeches. Wilson: Well, you know, Tim, as someone whose first impulse is to speechify, I can promise you that isn't always the best solution. Tim: I know how to get his attention, an atomic wedgie. Wilson: Well, you could also try it my way. You know, sometimes, Tim, instead of sharing my wisdom, I try to give people the benefit of my experience. Tim: What experience of mine would be helpful to Marty? Wilson: Tim, you have helped raise three terrific kids. Tim: What good would it be to tell Marty how I raised my kids? Wilson: Well, don't tell him how you did it, just find a way to show him.