Al: Anyway, first up we have a 1972 Mercury Comet for only $340.
Tim: The body's actually held up pretty well, unlike some of us. Little bit of work, she's back to new. Does she deserve to die?
Al: I don't think so. So, come on, people. Pick up those phones and call 1-600-Z-CARZ-4-U. Operators are standing by.
Heidi: [answers phone] Adopt A Car.
Al: [answers phone] Adopt A Car.
Tim: Okay. Now, our second item up to sponsor is a 1963 Chevrolet Impala. It needs wheels, tires, running gear. Pretty much everything. Action figure sold separately. Sponsor this for $200 and you can turn this into a kid's first car. And he can fill it with his own memories, huh? Call now, will you? $200. Sponsor this car. I can't hear the phones ringing. Hello? All right, you call right now, lunch with the Tool Man. All right, all right. Lunch with Heidi. [phones ring]