Quote from Tim in The Son Also Mooches
Tim: If Mom believes in you, so do I. Jeff: I appreciate that. Tim: I'm just telling the truth, like a famous American said we should. Jeff: What famous American? Tim: Come on. Samuel Foghorn Leghorn. Jeff: He was one smart chicken. Tim: No, I'm talking about Mark Twain. The guy that wrote Huckleberry Hound. Jeff: When you were a kid, did Mom drop you on your head? Tim: Yeah. The same day she dunked your head in that vat of Nair.