Lauren: This weeks paper is out. You know, that was a really great article.
Randy: Thanks, there was more I wanted to say, but I didn't want to hog the front page.
Lauren: Um, technically, you're not on the front page.
Randy: Technically, where am I?
Lauren: You know, I don't think that's really important. What matters is that you got your message across.
Randy: Well, my message is on the page with next weeks lunch menu. I'm buried under Salisbury steak.
Lauren: Randy, it's not that big a deal.
Randy: It is to me. I mean, what could possibly be so important that it bumps me off the front page. "Hey yo, look who's got a remedy for jock itch?"