Quote from Tim in Taking Jill for Granite
Tim: Hi, I am Tim "the Landlord" Taylor and, of course, you all know my tenant, Al Borland. Al: Now, in winter, homes consume more energy, which is why I like double glazed windows. Tim: And double glazed donuts. Now, along with replacing windows, we just came from the basement where we put in new furnace filters. Al: For maximum efficiently I recommend you replace the filters every 30 days. Tim: Al's on a 30-day cycle. That explains the bloat.