Tim: We're just disagreeing over the lease. So, I'm... I'm gonna have to evict him.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm shocked that you would evict your best friend. I'm even more shocked that you would make him sign a lease.
Tim: I'm new at the landlord thing, Wilson. I'm trying to do everything in a businesslike manner.
Wilson: Well, Tim, let me ask you something, if I was renting from you, would you make me sign a lease?
Tim: Well... yeah. Probably let you skip the the fingerprinting and the blood samples.
Wilson: Tim, a landlord doesn't have to do that.
Tim: Well, they don't have to do that. But you know, when I do something new, I like to go at it full strength!
Wilson: Right. Like the time you brought home the new riding mower.
Tim: You got it. I didn't have to put 120 horsepower in that thing. But I did 'cause there's nothing better than adding...
Wilson: More power.
Tim: [grunts]