Al: First, Tim makes me sign this ridiculous lease. And then when I ask him to abide by the lease and fix some things around the house, he resists. And that just... You know, I retaliate by by finding more things for him to fix.
Jill: Well, that's understandable.
Al: Well, it gets worse than that. You know, because once he fixed everything, I I started breaking new things on purpose.
Jill: You broke things?
Al: Yeah.
Jill: That's sick. It's also really, really funny.